“Burn down the room! Up in flames!,” is all my mind has thought for the last couple of months. The room refers to the cramped <insert appropriate dimensions- I was never any good with measurements> metre-square of space that I currently inhabit. The desire was so strong that I did not exactly refrain myself from setting alight the homemade wallpaper. It was satisfying.
Though arranging for a batch of trinitrotoluene to watch all of it burn and disappear would have felt better: Complete demolition.
I present this self-important anecdote to emphasise that I could totally understand Allie Fox’s need to raze everything and start over. It brought back to me Souvarine the arsonist and the utility of erasers. Tired, tired, bored of the sameness, these creatures wander the lush grasslands of aerosols, depleted ozone layers and capitalist brutalities with the wane hope that there is a fresh page to start with.
Do I sound commie enough yet?
Ah, but Comrade, I talk of something far worse for Psmith is decently amicable. I talk of the aching violence which calls certain humans to ravage and destroy. They end up being eaten by vultures. But none of that seems to matter when the baggage with which Tommy Pickles entered Hegel’s world spirit has become too familiar. Mr. Pickles then, tired of the same arguments being repeated for centuries and millenia, the same pictures being painted and sold in all the great epochs and the same soothing pastel colours being used to paint his walls every year, meets Mr. Fawkes and together they decide to blow up all institutions of stable society. Boom! Bang! Lo! Behold those fireworks in the sky!
Come to think of it, explosions occupy a special place in the history of the universe. From the charmingly petite canon backfires in Wile E. Coyote’s face to the colossal bang with which time manifested onto the stage, explosions are all pervasive. And they are beautiful. You know it from the enthusiasm the word exudes. Explode! Explode! Explode! Explode! See what I mean? So voluptuous and lively, you don’t want it to stop rolling off your tongue.
And say what may proponents of the Non-Proliferation Treaty, it would appear that stability is not exciting enough for little men with crooked feet. Even when it means sustainable development. And development is supposedly the very antithesis of stagnation. Then why this irrational resistance? Behold! Is it the terrifying wraith of nothingness? Of lives bejeweled like Fabergé eggs on the outside and black holed within? Moving in the vicious cycle of doing the same things over and over and expecting different results. Oh, to only break this mundane vice that chains itself around us in multiple loops! But Father calls it secure. Security borne out of development.
Nevertheless there are Souvarines and Foxes who are so maddened by the running in circles that they desperately yearn for an explosion. Any kind will do. Whether it be fueled by concentrated puffs of ammonia, coal mine boom-boom or some good old saltpetre. But why just ascribe it to the human predicament? Divinity was tired of its creation when it ravaged the earth with its grand flash floods. Darwin’s nature was bored enough with reptiles to send in the Chicxulub. “Enough of these tired roads! Off with their heads to begin at the beginning! Bring me a clean slate!,” they’ve all shrieked.
For howsoever foolish, impatient and base it is, admit it: There is something woefully satisfying about creating from scratch. Do I defend it? I do not. It is naïve, it is ugly, and it is totally irresponsible. And means do matter more than ends. That wisdom is foolproof and there is no denting it. But those who never give into the raw temptation of pure, simple and total destruction live wrapped in a cocoon of fear which moderates life itself, producing tetra-packs certified fit for human consumption. Like easy-to-pour juice boxes. Evey Hammond would tell you.